Part 2: Donald Trump Explains Movie Plots

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Inception


You’re in a dream, a dream within a dream, hard to say. Spin your little token, totem, whatever. Just don’t kill your wife. Not worth it. Or, you didn’t kill her, they say you killed her. Either way.


Beauty and the Beast

Beauty: babe. Beast: bastard!


Ironman


Playboy, genius, hero. Builds suit, flies around. Waste.

Children of Men

Women, barren. Men, barren. I want my seed to grow, it grows.

Anchorman

Anchorman, MAN, fabulous hair. Just fabulous. Falls for strong woman, movie’s downfall.


Titantic


Big Boat, Yuuge. Hits iceberg. Leo too poor, dies. Sad!


Dave


This guy, pretends to be President. Loser. Don’t try it. #OneTrump.


Mean Girls


New girl in school. Very nice, tries to fit in, mean now. Mean is better. BUTTER IS A CARB, so lay off.


Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Sarah Marshall? Forget her. Brunette WAY hotter. Nice work.


The Social Network


This guy, weird guy, likes computers. Harvard student—good school, not bad—steals business idea.  I like this guy.


The Fugitive


Doctor kills wife, blames one armed man. RIGHT. Look at me! I’m the one armed man! DOCTOR DID IT, believe me.


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